The Duck King

Well hey two posts in one night. Morning. Is it night or morning at 12:25? Meh. The real question is do I actually give any ducks? No. No I do not. Because if I had any ducks, they would be mine, and you would have to pry them out of my cold, dead, hands. But then if I was dead I would like to think that the ducks would defend me to the bitter end, yknow? I don't know where this is going but I like the way it started. Long live the duck king.